Yes, since the ghastly days of the beginning of the world, when everyone was so boring and tedious and stuffy and boring and so deathly dull, the SPAMish Inquisition has taken great strides to make everyone silly again. In fact, we can almost guarantee that within a few short years, we will not only have unconditional very silly people in the world, we also will have a lot more naughtiness and a bit of general deviousness, and when I say a bit, I really mean a lot of deviousness. Everyone has at least ten cans of SPAM to there name and so, you at least will have a date.

    But what is it about the SPAMish Inquisition that young people look forward too? Is it the fast cars, the large amounts of cash, or the overnight change of status from scum to sex symbol that make people want to join the SPAMish Inquisition? We asked Professor Wombat Jones why this was:

    "Well, be fair, I mean, we're talking about SPAM ain't we? Well, there you go. 'Nuff said."

    "Professor Jones, do you think it's fair to say that without the SPAMish Inquisition, the world would be plunged into utter darkness?"

    "Umm, yeah, that sounds 'bout right."

    One cannot argue that the SPAMish Inquisition has brought about many great changes to society. Okay, you can argue it, but we won't listen to it cause it won't be any fun.

    We are dedicated to defending all that is silly in the world, using whatever means necessary. This includes nuclear weapons, but only as it's a big laugh when we blow up the wrong country by accident. Ha Ha Ha, when we blew up Uraguay that one time, let me tell you, I'd had a bit too much to drink and well, Miss Tavish, my secretary and I were, you know, and... and... sorry, I was miles away. Yes, we have lot's of big weapons that go boom so just watch it.