Confess! Confess! Confess! You are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- four counts. You have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- two last chances. And you shall be free -- three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance. Confess! Select your most serious MORTAL sinCursingSpittingChewing Tabaccy Select your most serious VENAL sinLyingCheatingNo-goodingDrinkingGamblingWearing white socks with Jeans Number of impure thoughts per week: None. Never. I am a priest/liar.Less than 10 (not counting the ones about sheep)You mean there are pure thoughts? Have you anything to say in Your defense: Do you expect us to believe that? NoYes. I'm insane. Thank you. You now have just one chance to confess. I mean three chances. Four chances.